What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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