I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
that may or may not have been my penis.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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