? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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