She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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