im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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