People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I need a hoe opinion
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