He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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