You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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