Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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