absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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