All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I have aggressive nipples.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
