Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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