the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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