i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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