i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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