I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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