Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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