with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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