I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So vagazzling was a success
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