He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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