I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
