I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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