Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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