I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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