It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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