That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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