Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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