I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My life is pants optional.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
