...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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