so explain again why im purple
no
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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