Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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