I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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