Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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