I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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