No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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