Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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