scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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