this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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