Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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