Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I fill condoms, not promises.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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