i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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