Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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