guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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