i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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