found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You work out of a Hotel?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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