So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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