Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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