And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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