Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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