I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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