she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
And then my night got REAL pukey
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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