The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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